Post by June on Nov 14, 2010 20:19:36 GMT -5
PRESENTS
THE LOUISIANA DOME SUPER SHOW
*****MAIN EVENT*****
TWA
World Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage Match
(c) "Handsome" Harley Race
VS
The Junkyard Dog
TWA
World Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage Match
(c) "Handsome" Harley Race
VS
The Junkyard Dog
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is our main event of the evening and is for the Territory Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight Championship of the World, and it will be contested in a steel cage! This Match is scheduled for 1 fall to a finish with a 60 minute time limit. The only way to win this bout is to either pin your opponent, make you opponent submit. The contestants are now going to be making thier way down to the ring.
Dusek : The challenger weighing in at 280 pounds and hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina. Ladies and Gentleman The Junkyard Dog!
Dusek : And in the white corner weighing in at 250 pounds and hailing from Kansas City, Missouri. He is the reining Territory Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight Champion of the World, "Handsome" Harley Race!
Dusek : Frank Dusek here and I'm joined now by a very special guest a man that is the self-proclaimed "King of the Mid-South" and the "Un-Crowned TWA World Champion" , The Big Cat Ernie Ladd.
Ladd : Self-Proclaimed my you know what! You had better show a little more respect if you want to keep your new set of false teeth. You also forgot to introduce me as the "True Giant of Professional Wrestling"
Dusek : Well If Andre the Giant were not still active, I would.
Ladd : Andre is a punk, and everybody knows that.
Dusek : That is what it's all about, the 15 pounds of gold that makes you the very best in the wrestling business.
Ladd : I don't need a gold belt to be the best in the business, all I have to do is step one foot in the ring and I accomplish that feat.
Dusek : The Ref is locking the cage and this match is about to begin. Harley Race was not happy about having to defend the title in a cage, but he basically asked for these conditions when he had his stooge "Cowboy" Bob Orton and also "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer attack JYD after he won a #1 Contenders Battle Royal for the right to be here tonight challenging for the TWA World Title.
Ladd : If it were not for that inbred redneck Dick Murdoch, I'd be challenging Harley Race tonight instead of the Junkyard Dog.
Dusek : You have got to feel the electricity here inside of the Super Dome.
Ladd : You'd have to be a fool not to feel it. This is a World Championship Match, the pinnacle of this business.
Dusek : JYD with a series of closed fists.
LAdd : perfectly legal inside a steel cage, remember that anything goes.
Dusek : If anything goes, then why is the ref separating these two?
Dusek : These two bulls lockup once again, and JYD sends Race back first into the cage, and charges in, and misses!
Ladd : That big country dumb dog just ran himself into the cage. I should be in this match.
Dusek : Do I detect a bit of jealousy Mr. Ladd?
LAdd : I don't like Harley Race, he is no friend of mine, but I respect him, which is more than I can say about the Junkyard Dog who is being introduced to the steel by Harley Race.
Dusek : Race once again bashed his challengers face into the steel.
Dusek : Race could only get a 2 count on JYD.
Dusek : Race measured JYD and delivered a picture perfect knee drop.
Ladd : Race should be going for the cover here.
Dusek : It was as if Race heard you, because he did indeed go for the cover, but he was not able to get the pinfall.
Ladd : I would have.
Dusek : Harley Race with an Indian Deathlock!
Dusek : I have never seen JYD ever submit, and I don't expect him to now.
Ladd : He's never quit because he is too dumb too, filled with stubborn pride.
Dusek : The Ref now asking JYD.
Ladd : JYD may not have to quit to lose this one because his shoulders are flat on the mat and ref is counting.
Dusek : And the Dog kicks out!
LAdd : Do you have money on this match?
Dusek : Race with another beautiful kneedrop.
Ladd : have you ever seen an ugly knee drop?
Dusek : Excuse me?
Ladd : Do you want to be on the receiving end of one?
Dusek : Race attempts another cover, but JYD kicks out once again.
Dusek : You can sense a air of frustration in Harley Race, as he sets JYD up for a suplex.
Dusek : JYS reverses Race's suplex attempt and lands a vertical suplex of his own.
Dusek : Both men back up and Race with a big right hand, but it has no effect on the Dog.
Ladd : Race should have done his homework, because the Dog has one of the hardest heads in the business.
Dusek : Harley with another right hand and still no effect!
Dusek : And the Dog with one of his signature headbutts!
Dusek : JYD down on all fours and he connects with a series of concussion inducing headbutts.
Ladd : It's a sad commentary that that is the only manner in which The Dog knows how to use his head.
Dusek : Race is trying to regain his bearings.
Dusek : and JYD introduces Race into the steel for the first time this match.
Dusek : And Race is now a bloody mess!
Dusek : now that JYD sees blood he must sense that the World Title is within his reach.
Dusek : JYD bashes Race once again into the steel, and this has got to be sweet for the Dog whom was humiliated several months ago by the TWA World Champion.
Ladd : I'm fairly certain that JYD can not even spell humiliated, let alone even begin to understand what that word means. The man's entire vocabulary consists of a series of grunts and barks.
Dusek : JYD goes for the cover and is unable to get the 3 count.
Dusek : The Dog appears to be feeling good, as he barks at the crowd as they chant THUMP, THUMP, THUMP!
Dusek : The JYD was right about to grab Race to possibly attempt a Thump, but in an act of desperation, or perhaps instinct Race was able to catapult JYD into the cage, and now The Dog is busted open.
Dusek : Race is now headed to the ropes.
Dusek : Race is on the middle turnbuckle and he is about to hit his signature headbutt.
Ladd : That's no small headbutt, Race weighs 250 pounds and he is coming off the 2nd rope. If he hits this, then it's over no matter how hard JYD's head is.
Dusek : Race connects! JYD has put up a valiant effort, but I think this one is over.
Dusek : Race with the cover and he only gets a 2 count. I can not believe that JYD kicked out!
Ladd : That makes two of us.
Dusek : Race with a big suplex slam and a cover, but JYD kicks out once again!
Dusek : Hit's his signature piledriver, and covers the Dog, but JYD's foot is on the ropes, and the ref stops the count.
Dusek : The ref patting Race on the back, and Race thinks he's won this one, and the ref pushes Race's hand down, to the dismay of the Champ.
Dusek : Race sees JYD's foot on the rope, on his way back to the turnbuckles, and perhaps he is going for another headbutt off the 2nd rope.
Ladd : ALthough JYD appears to be spent, Race had better not make the mistake of underestimating his opponent by going to the well once to often, because if it comes back to bite him, it can cost him the World Title.
Dusek : Race is on the top rope this time which is foreign land.
Dusek : Race comes down with the headbutt, and JYD moves!!!
Ladd : I cant believe this.
Dusek : Race is unconscious and all JYD has to do is nake the cover and he will be the new TWA World Champion.
Dusek : The Dog crawls over and makes the cover!
Dusek : Harley Race barely kicks out, and JYD has come within an eyelash of winning the Title.
LAdd : The champ had better regroup and quickly if he wants to retain his title here tonight.
Dusek : JYD sends Race crashing into the steel.
Dusek : and JYD sends Race flying into the steel once again.
LAdd : I have never seen JYD fight with such ferocity before, and to be honest I like it.
Dusek : JYD slams Race into the steel again, and Race is a bloody and beaten mess.
Dusek : I have never seen Race is such bad shape.
Dusek : Oh no! here comes "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer with a lead pipe, and he is still wearing the Junkyard Dogs chain that he stole from him.
Dusek : The ref outside the ring trying to keep Sawyer from breaking into the cage, and Sawyer levels him!
Ladd : I wonder why Sawyer wants to get in this cage so badly.
Dusek : Oh come on Ladd, you know exactly why Sawyer is here, he has been paid off once again to preserve Harley Race's TWA World Title and it's disgusting!
Dusek : While Sawyer works to get in the cage, JYD has Race up for the Thump and the crowd is at a fever pitch!
Dusek : THUMP! JYD hits the THUMP!
Dusek :Can you believe the timing? Sawyer has broken the chain and is headed into the ring, but is cut off by the ref!
Ladd : the ref does not see that JYD has Race pinned!
Dusek : Would you turn around REF! JYD could have had a 10 count by now!!
Dusek : JYD now see's what's going on.
Ladd : JYD is going to confront the Mad Dog, and this could be a mistake.
Dusek : From JYD's vantage point he could not see the chain that Sawyer had wrapped in around his fist and he is decked with it!
LAdd : JYD did not see the chain, but I bet right around now he is feeling it.
Dusek : now that his work is done, that no good mercenary walks away!
Ladd : And the champ is back on his feet and he connects with a pile driver! Somebody call animal control, because there appears to be road kill laying in the ring.
Dusek : This is a crying shame!
Ladd : Once Race makes the cover this one will be over.
LAdd : Race makes the cover, and a 1....
LAdd : 2......
LAdd : 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dusek : I can sum this up in 2 words, highway robbery!
Ladd : Ring that bell and make the official announcement Dusek, your hero has been humbled. HA, HA!
Dusek : Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match via pinfall, and still the TWA Heavyweight Champion of the World, "Handsome" Harley Race.
Dusek : let me guess, "Mad Dog" Buzz Sawyer is a member of the Legion of Doom too?
Ladd : Oh come on Frankie, why the long face?
Dusek : JYD fought with all of his heart and deserved to win this match and he was robbed, this was a robbery, how could you celebrate?
Dusek : I hope those two goons never return to Mid-South Wrestling!
Dusek : Harley Race will soon meet his day of reckoning, I'm certain of it.
Dusek : and here comes Harley's personal valet, Bob Orton coming to pickup the title that should be around JYD's waist.
Ladd : What a champion.
Dusek : What a crook...
Dusek : That thug Orton appears to be ordering the REF to raise Harley's hand in victory!
Dusek : even you Ernie Ladd has to agree that those boots are uncalled for!
LAdd : I agree, I think Orton should go with the Superplex off the top of the cage. HA, HA.
Dusek : the ref trying to admonish Orton, but Orton simply pushes him out of the way!
Ladd : did you see that Frank, the ref tripped right over JYD, this is better than Saturday Night Live. HA HA.
Dusek : My prayers have been answered, it's Andre, and as we all know he is hot on the trail of Harley Race.
Dusek : the cowardly champion sends Orton to fend off the Giant.
Dusek : Orton charges in and is met with a Giant sized headbutt for his troubles.
Dusek : Take him out Andre, Take him out!
LAdd : Who does this ape think he is? I am the only true Giant in professional wrestling!
Dusek : Andre showing some respect for the TWA Champion, even amidst this situation, Andre maintains his professionalism and displays a great deal of sportsmanship here.
Ladd : BLah, Blah , Blah.
Dusek : Orton trying to make sure Race exits the ring safely.
Dusek : and with the champ safely out of the ring, Andre gives a parting gift to his personal valet.
Dusek : Andre checking on his good friend JYD.
Dusek : I am now obligated to try and get a word with the Champion.
Dusek : Well Race you seem to have survived by the skin of your teeth tonight. How does it make you feel knowing that you have stolen a victory from the better man tonight?
Race : I did not steal anything, and that Dog could never on his best day be the better man when he is in the corner opposite of me. I showed the world that I can step into the Dog's playground and humble and tame him, and if not for that meddling giant, I would have finished that Junkyard Dog off for good tonight. I have a jet to board, if you dont mind.
Dusek : Well folks, were out of time, thank you for watching the Mid-South Wrestling's Louisiana Dome Super Show, till next time, I'm Frank Dusek signing off.